Category: Pork Roll

Pork Roll Makes Me Adjust My Belt

Pork Roll Makes Me Adjust My Belt

Pork roll makes me giggle.
Pork roll makes me chuckle.
I eat so darn much
Of that tasty stuff,
At times, I must
Loosen my buckle.

- Bruce Larkin




Pork Roll Brings Peace

Pork Roll Brings Peace

I ate some pork roll.
I am smiling at people.
Pork roll promotes peace

- Bruce Larkin




To Make a Pork Roll Sandwich

To Make a Pork Roll Sandwich

Please fry some pork roll.
Put it on a roll with eggs.
Don’t forget the cheese.

- Bruce Larkin




I Prefer Mystery Meat

I Prefer Mystery Meat

Give me pork roll, scrapple,
Ring bologna, or fried spam.
I prefer mystery meats
Over duckling, squab
Lobster, steak, or ham.

- Bruce Larkin.com




Pork Roll Grows on You

Pork Roll Grows on You

Your breakfast choice as a kid
Is sweet cereal in a bowl.
But as your taste develops,
You find you prefer pork roll.

- Bruce Larkin




Pork Roll or Taylor Ham

Pork Roll or Taylor Ham

The name I use for this amazing treat
Depends on where I am.
Some places, I call pork roll.
In others, I call it Taylor ham.

- Bruce Larkin




A Great Breakfast Order

A Great Breakfast Order

Serve me a cup of coffee
With a fresh baked hard roll,
Stuffed with eggs and cheese,
And a slice of pork roll.

- Bruce Larkin




A Pork Roll Gnome Pleads

A Pork Roll Gnome Pleads

Take away my pork roll,
Do that if you must.
But know that if you do that,
You’ll turn me into dust!

- Bruce Larknin




Pork Roll Chant

Pork Roll Chant

Pork roll, pork roll,
Down at the shore.
Pork roll, pork roll
Give me some more.

How many slices?
One, two, three, four,
Five, six, seven, eight,
It really tastes great.
Pork roll, pork roll,
Down at the shore!

- Bruce Larkin




I Must Have Pork Roll

I Must Have Pork Roll

I must have pork roll.
I like it with eggs and cheese.
It makes me happy.

- Bruce Larkin